AI-powered excuses for every situation. From politely plausible to completely unhinged. Free on the App Store and Google Play.
Four levels of unhinged, from "my boss would believe this" to "my therapist is concerned"
Perfectly reasonable excuses your grandmother would approve of.
Plausible if no one asks follow-up questions. Don't let them ask.
Bold enough to raise eyebrows but delivered with confidence.
Scorched earth. You're not just canceling — you're becoming a legend.
We've got excuses for every relationship in your life
Themed AI excuses for specific situations. Unlock extra creativity.
Three taps to freedom
Choose who you're avoiding — boss, ex, family, or 5 other options. Add context for a more personalized excuse.
Slide from Polite to Nuclear. The higher you go, the more unhinged your AI-generated excuse gets.
One tap to copy, one tap to share. Send via text, email, or carrier pigeon (pigeon not included).
Free to download. No account required. Just excuses.